| The Dolphin Trainer. An elderly man rear-ends a young man driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car he yells. “You’re gonna give me $10,000 right now or I”m gonna beat you to a pulp!” “Oh my,” says the old man, “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do.” “Dolphins….”, the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man. So”, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need ten grand right now or “I’m gonna beat you AND your old man to a pulp. So you better train those dolphins to bring you some cash!.” I”ll be there in 10 minutes.” says the voice calmly at the end. Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up. A huge guy hops out and proceeds to the bully. Before the enraged young man could speak, the son smoothly rams his head against the bully’s forehead. The bully crumples like paper and the other man catches him, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says: “For the last time dad…I train seals…Navy Seals…NOT dolphins.” |
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