Joke: Jonah In The Belly Of The Fish

Sometimes your husband may come back home late and give you one reason you cannot find in any book,
Let love and trust prevail.
Imagine Jonah coming back after 3 days of absence, no phone call, no message, nothing, only to tell his wife he was swallowed by a fish and vomited after 3 days πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ – just imagine how that sounded.
The wife will feel like breaking his head.⛏⛏
“Swallowed by fish, really?
Are you talking to a baby?
What an insult, lying to me as if I don’t have any brains? Which fish, mackerel or tilapia”?
Even if Jonah reported the issue to a pastor, the pastor will call him aside and say brother Jonah, why not pray against lying spirits.😊
Neighbors will shout “ahh madam, you don’t understand, the fish is another woman”.
But between you and I,
Jonah was telling the truth


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To Every Wife and Husband out there…TRUST IS POWERFUL!πŸ’ͺπŸ½πŸ‘

It is a necessary tool for sustaining all relationships.

Have a trustful life. Cheers…
Continue to enjoy the yuletideπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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